Road Theatre Company and the BroadStage
For a non-musical production at an intimate theatre in the San Fernando Valley, the world premiere of Dan Caffrey’s Kaiju, bravely presented by the Road Theatre Company in a historic first-time collaboration with the BroadStage, could define what is commonly known as an epic—perhaps a minor epic, but an epic nonetheless.
I admit to being a longtime rabid fan of the basically Japanese Kaiju genre of film monsters destroying our planet—perhaps a bizarre obsession for someone who professes to be a serious artist and collaborator in creating meaningful performing art, but there you have it.
It may not have been a traditional Japanese film featuring Godzilla or Mothra or even that infamous giant goblin shark Zigra, but seeing The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms at age six or so, in my pajamas and sitting in the backseat of my parents’ trusty Pontiac at a drive-in movie, literally changed my life forever.
I mean, I was six, right? Never before could I have imagined a giant lizard destroying my beloved Manhattan, with terrified citizens hiding in an alley being crushed by a falling building or authorities eventually taking down the poor, misunderstood (fictional) Rhedosaurus hiding in the wooden bowels of a roller coaster in a final stand at Coney Island—or, more shockingly for me, recognizing Horace the Leprechaun himself doubling as an esteemed paleontologist! I would go around retelling and acting out all the roles to everyone sweet and patient enough to listen, and I tellaya, I was hooked for life. I’ve been acting and telling stories ever since.
In this ambitious world premiere kicking off the Road’s 36th season, Kaiju begins with two gigantic mythical monsters named Apex and Goliath (Cherish Monique Duke and Leandro Cano) who have just destroyed our easily destroyable city of Los Angeles and now are left to wander amid the ruins of the destruction they’ve brought upon us poor Angelenos.
There’s little doubt that the performances of Duke and Cano are simply the best thing about this entire production—well, them and the innovative direction of none other than the unstoppably imaginative Ken Sawyer.
Duke, with only her face peeking out from the open mouth of the Godzilla-esque Apex, is hilarious as the more aggressive of the monsters, quite pleased with herself as she surveys the damage she has caused and not averse to popping a leftover crispy human in her mouth like an after-dinner mint.
Cano, whose face looks out from the neck of a massive teddy bear gone nightmarish as Goliath, is more contrite about what he’s done—so anguished at one point he has to throw up into the convenient shell of the destroyed Hollywood Bowl. “It’s hard to puke when you’re depressed,” he wails like a latter-day Bert Lahr as the Cowardly Shar-Pei.
Together, these treasured LA performers are uncannily able to display a quite palpable connection and chemistry despite the obvious mobility limitations of Shealyn Biron and Lee Diemer’s incredibly unique and dazzlingly appointed costuming. Apex lumbers about the rubble of Hollywood and North Hollywood, wiping out miniature foam rubber buildings with a swish of her massive tail, while Goliath weeps and sheepishly whines like a character on a Saturday morning kids’ TV show—despite resembling a towering cross between that Chicago football mascot Staley da Bear and the nightmarish Chauncey from the Blumhouse classic Imaginary. All I can say is he better watch out for the stern face of Senator Tommy Tuberville sitting in the front row of the audience one night taking notes.
I loved the new comic team of Duke and Cano with all my heart; they deserve a series of Laurel and Hardy-style updated one-reelers all their own. In full disclosure, I have to admit not only is my dear friend Mr. Cano cast as a pivotal character in the upcoming feature film version of my novel Waiting for Walk, as Goliath he closely resembles our beloved Pugapeke companion Missus Melody Lindgerzohn, albeit in her case without the 18-inch claws. Meanwhile Duke, someone I awarded a special TicketHolder Award two seasons back in the Lightning Rod Theatre Company’s debut of Medea Comes to Our Town for Best Onstage Orgasm of the Year, once again is given an opportunity in Kaiju to display her special talent, something she should really add to the "SPECIAL SKILLS" section of her resume.
The hilariously over-the-top nature of Caffrey’s first half is a delightful treat, poking pointed satirical fun at the Kaiju genre, especially in its 1950s–1960s heyday, while keeping Apex and Goliath’s dialogue full of topical contemporary phrases and more than their share of expletives. The tongue-firmly-in-cheek nature of the play and of Duke and Cano’s performances are augmented perfectly by the designers, who are obviously having as much fun as we are.
As innovatively envisioned by scenic designer Lacey Anzelc, the mostly crushed remains of poor, oft-destroyed Hollywood are recreated on the Road stage in full view as audience members arrive, complete with detailed mini-models of LA landmarks created by Anzelc, Ava Guggenheim, and Desma Murphy—including a leaning Hollywood Sign in the hills rising above the sufficiently crushed iconic Capitol Records building. Soon the entire construction revolves to reveal the San Fernando Valley, including the barely still-standing Warner Brothers watertower, the NoHo Gateway Arch, and the happily spared Road Theatre complex situated in their home of the last few years within the NoHo Senior Arts Colony.
Our friendly monsters fight helicopters and fighter jets (brought onstage for the ensuing battle on long poles by their trusty Ninja-clad narrator/intern/stagehand Shinji, played by the perfectly deadpanned Genki Hall) as Part One crashes to its inevitable conclusion—but not before the excitement of it all gets the adrenaline going and the inter-species Apex and Goliath hook up, eventually creating a rather large egg that could at any time birth… well… who knows what.
This first section of Kaiju might seem as though it would be a hard act to follow—and indeed it is. As Shinji attempts to clean up the rubble and destruction of the play’s first part, several patrons in the audience begin to try to decipher what the living heck they’ve just seen. Noa Levi-Ari, as a coworker of the fictional actor playing Goliath (who is also the playwright), starts a conversation with another patron played by Billy Baker, asking, “So what was that exactly? I guess they had those monster suits, but they were people, right? What was the point? Monsters as people? People as monsters? And now we’re gonna talk about the play?”
Soon other scattered planted performers begin their own conversations, including a couple (Gabie Faulkner and Jon Snow) who argue about their attendance, since Lee hates theatre with a passion and her actor husband Roy always drags her to stuff like this despite her rather vocal protests.
Soon returning to the stage as Shinji starts to bring on a row of chairs, the unmasked Apex reintroduces herself to the audience as Amelia, the theatre’s Community Engagement Director. After concluding the traditional reading of the theatre’s land acknowledgement statement, she brings out Manuel, the author who played her cohort Goliath. They initiate a postshow discussion—and don’t call it a talkback or Amelia might jump back into costume and take you out.
As more faux-audience members pop up to gather and are asked by Amelia, “What inspired you or moved you or made you question your beliefs and life choices in some significant way?”, making Lee roll her eyes bigtime, another patron named Rani (Sapna Kumar) mentions that the monsters started her thinking about their cultural roots and how every country seems to have their own version of a Kaiju movie, including the 1961 Hindi-language Sampoorna Ramayana.
This sparks the participation of another surprise individual (Ann Hearn), one of Manuel’s mentors from grad school who quotes playwright Yasmina Reza: “I believe theatre is a mirror, a sharp reflection of society.” Soon it becomes clear Maggie is saddened that her one-time promising student Manuel, a “theatre artist with your level of talent,” has descended into such a pessimistic outlook on life.
As their discussion of the play morphs into talk about Reza’s play God of Carnage, the cultural significance of the movie The Pianist, and whether the dastardly accused Roman Polanski is more of an artist or more of a monster himself, the talkback… er discussion… leads into a debate about the often quite ridiculous and sometimes vainglorious nature of art and culture, turning into a pointed examination of artistic responsibility in our current nightmare of a world.
Throughout this, the lights in the theatre begin to flicker and the actors grasp for balance as Ryan McRee’s sound plot begins to crescendo with ominous creaks and bumps, loose lighting fixtures and other equipment drop down from the riggings, and the stage itself begins to shake, rattle, and roll—making it clear the last twist, later provided spectacularly by projection designer extraordinaire Nicholas Santiago, is yet to come.
Although Caffrey pokes not-so gentle but perfectly valid fun at the pretentiousness and pomposity of theatre as a viable artform, after the boldly and quite hilariously damning initial jokes land, I quite honestly began to find his own observations rather pretentious and pompous. For me it was reminiscent of the discouraged young playwright in Stupid Fucking Bird, Aaron Posner’s audaciously mad spoof of Chekhov’s The Seagull, but Posner had the sense to make his equally biting and insightful commentary on meta-theatrics shorter and not go on for a full 40 minutes.
What softens and camouflages Caffrey’s sly but somewhat repetitious linguistic overkill in Kaiju’s second half, however, is the extremely clever choices made in their delivery by Sawyer and his extremely talented band of performers who keep the balls in the air throughout. The performances are all golden—particularly, besides the aforementioned Duke and Cano, the caustic cellphone-obsessed Faulkner and the delightfully dead serious participation of Hearn’s stoic arts educator.
The designers are each so spectacularly onboard, including all of the above as well as veteran genius lighting and costume designers Derrick McDaniel and the mysteriously illusive Mary Jane Miller, respectively, but everyone and everything bows down to the vision of Sawyer, who so smoothly turns what might have been a clunker of a you-know-what into a wonderfully memorable silk purse.
I know the script for Caffrey’s Kaiju well enough to know how typically courageous it was for the Road to choose to mount it in the first place and surely the persistence of Taylor Gilbert to get Sawyer to agree to direct after his initial rejection of the idea was the most important decision of all. "I knew he was the right one for this," Gilbert told me, and as usual the shrewd founder and artistic director of the Road knew what she was talking about.
Sawyer’s humor is everywhere, from choosing to set the tale in North Hollywood to the creation of the miniature landmarks to creating moments such as Goliath absentmindedly pulling off the H and the O of the Hollywood Sign or wrenching the top off of the Warner Brothers watertower to offer Apex a drink from it. I also know it was Sawyer who suggested Caffrey write in the character of Shinji, explaining to me, “You can’t have a play named Kaiju and not have a Japanese perspective and to also add a voice of hope.”
In an online discussion, Sawyer wrote: “I used to have a huge Ray Harryhausen book that had a great picture of your favorite, The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, and love the movie. That and the old Mighty Joe Young, with Joe holding Terry Moore on a disk with a piano on it as she played ‘Beautiful Dreamer’ was my fav part. But it was Planet of the Apes that terrified me because at the time the Vietnam war was on TV and I thought guerilla warfare was gorilla warfare and thought it was real. My mom bought me a book on how they made monster movies. One page showed a set from Hello Dolly! that was repurposed for Beneath the Planet of the Apes. I was hooked on becoming a director after that! Creating illusion to tell a story.”
Never since the demise of Elia Kazan has there been a director more important to the successful creation of a project than Ken Sawyer to Kaiju. It is simply monumentally entertaining and how he breathed life into what could in other hands have been a real stinker brings up that word with which I began this review: epic.
I did find it interesting as well how the LA theatrefolk-rich opening night audience reacted to the story, especially when Duke as Apex read that standard land acknowledgement to the Kizh, Tongva, Tataviam, and Chumash people who originally occupied this spot; beginning with raucous laughter, suddenly everyone present became distinctly quiet. We sure as a society have sadly learned our lessons from the dastardly "Me Too" and cancel culture movements of our times when it’s best to shut the fuck up, something I personally can’t yet seem to master.